OPEN FOR BUSINESS DOC NO. TB-001 EST. 2026 — EGYPT
DIGITAL BUTCHER SHOP /// PRIME CUTS OF SOFTWARE

THE TECH BUTCHER

Ali Assem. I take software apart, trim the fat, and serve it working. E-commerce for real buyers, AI agents that don't sleep, and macOS tools sharp enough to shave with — cut to order.

01/ KNOW YOUR CUTS

BUTCHER'S CHART — FIG. 1
EVERY MACHINE HAS PRIME CUTS.
I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
01 02 03 04 05 06 07 FRONTEND AI AGENTS E-LEARNING AUTOMATION BACKEND E-COMMERCE macOS TOOLS ≈ 3.2 KG DRESSED WEIGHT — HANDLE WITH INTENT
01FrontendLEANInterfaces with no fat on them — fast, odd, memorable.
02AI AgentsPRIMEBots and councils that work while the butcher sleeps.
03E-LearningHOUSEArabic course platforms serving real students.
04AutomationCUREDPipelines, hooks and schedulers that heal themselves.
05BackendBONE-INWorkers, functions and zero-dependency servers.
06E-CommercePRIMEStorefronts with local payment rails that actually convert.
07macOS ToolsDELICACYNative apps and CLIs for the machine on my own bench.

02/ TODAY'S CUTS

MARKET BOARD — LIVE STOCK
PRICES ON REQUEST
N°1PRIME CUT · E-COMMERCE

AAL-ASIM

Full storefront with WhatsApp checkout, cash + InstaPay rails, and a hand-built admin. No Shopify in sight.

CF PAGES · NEON PG LIVE VISIT
N°2HOUSE SPECIAL · E-LEARNING

OTRUJJAH

Arabic e-learning store serving paid courses, LMS and quizzes to real students — RTL done properly.

WORDPRESS · WOO · LMS LIVE VISIT
N°324/7 CUT · AI AGENT

BASH

Personal AI assistant living in Telegram. Six model providers, auto-failover, heals itself while I sleep.

CF WORKERS · TURSO LIVE CHAT
N°4OPEN CUT · macOS

MACTUNE

Open-source Mac diagnostic + maintenance CLI. One brew install and your Mac gets a full checkup.

SHELL · HOMEBREW TAP OPEN SOURCE SOURCE
N°5HACKATHON CUT · DEVOPS

SELF-HEALING CI

A CI pipeline that diagnoses and repairs its own failures — with a live dashboard watching the surgery.

CF WORKERS · PAGES LIVE VISIT
N°6BUTCHER'S RESERVE · macOS APP

TOOL HUB

Native launcher for 50+ home-built tools. Token-secured local backend, zero dependencies. Not for sale.

NODE · ZERO DEPS SHOP USE ONLY

03/ THE CURING ROOM

GOOD CUTS TAKE TIME — AGING NOW, RELEASED SOON

AGING — DO NOT OPEN

HANDOFF-7

AI-to-AI handshake for Claude Code: one command dumps a project into a 7-file packet a stranger AI can boot from — decisions, dead ends, and the whole operating environment.

HUNG: AUG 2026CUT: DEV TOOLSTATUS: CURING
AGING — DO NOT OPEN

WISE-MEN

A council of AI members, blind reviewers and one professional dissenter that argues in stages before you decide. Statistically evaluated against single-prompt answers — the council wins.

HUNG: JUL 2026CUT: AI PROTOCOLSTATUS: CURING

04/ THE BUTCHER

STAFF FILE — 1 OF 1
SELF-TAUGHT · SELF-SHARPENED
STAFF FILE N°001
SUBJECT: ALI ASSEMالجزار التقني

"I LEARN A STACK BY GUTTING IT."

Ali Assem, out of Egypt. Self-taught builder who treats every technology like a carcass on the bench: open it up, find the prime cuts, throw away the gristle. When an app dies, I reopen it on my own bench and serve it better than before.

The shop runs on free-tier infrastructure by principle — everything you see on the board is deployed without a credit card, from Egypt, on rails most tutorials pretend don't exist.

TradeFull-stack builder · AI wrangler
KnivesJavaScript / Node · Python · SQL · Shell
BenchCloudflare edge · Neon · Telegram · macOS
DietCaffeine + JSON · zero templates
LocationEgypt (UTC+2 — the shop never really closes)

05/ THE COUNTER

PLACE AN ORDER —
OR WATCH ME WORK